The Power Tool Drag Races

Sun, May 7
12 Noon til Sundown!
$15 adults $10.00 kids, 10% off with a good scar

THEY SAID it couldn't happen. . .

THEY SAID it would never return. . .

THEY SAID it had run its course. . .

WE SAY

Hey doofus, pass the chili cheese fries and get me another beer.

After a brief hiatus as we burned through the INCREDIBLE, RIDICULOUS
AMOUNT OF TV MONEY furnished to us by our star turn on the Discovery
Channel, after SEVERAL MONTHS OF NOTHING BUT SHAMEFULLY SORDID
ACTIVITY and nights out with the Cristal in the Escalade with some
really attractive people, the humbleinhabitants of the PTDR bunker
are back to bring YOU:

THE POWER TOOL DRAG RACES!!

THAT'S RIGHT SPORTSFANS,
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
May...ay...ay
7th...th...th
2006...6...6
Noon until we are done
At the ACE INTERNATIONAL SPEEDWAY
San Francisco

"Time is short so get to building..... I can build a Power Tool Drag
Racing
machine in one day..... Can you?"
--Steven Nelson, Seventeen-time PTDR participant and Token Redneck


OH MY ^$%#$# G-D, It's the Power Tool Drag Races!


See Massive Milwaukees versus Devastating DeWalts! Porter Cable Drag
Chutes on Sawzall chassis! Hardcore Black and Decker big-block
action and inspired fits of Makita re-engineering! Junkyard hot dogs
and cotton candy for the
kids. Vodka sno-cones and OSHA-horrifying conditions in the pits for
the kids over 18!

Yes friends, it's

The @%$ing POWER TOOL DRAG RACES!

Come one, come all, ladies and gentlemen, start your motors!

Yes we realize it's short notice, but be COMFORTED in the fact that
it will be
TRIPLY IRRITATING for the EVENT's ORGANIZERS!

AND REMEMBER: It's Not Bad, It's Punk Rock.

COMPLETE RULES for all your competitive needs can be found at
www.powertooldragraces.com. Check back for updates!

For information on how to register please hurl your abuse at Simone:
simone at qbox dot org

All websites will be kept keenly abreast of any and all developing
information!

Stretch your attention muscles and glue your finger to your refresh
button!

Plot your revenge against those who have brought about your downfall
in recent
years!

Get skilled again at drinking cheap beer while operating heavy
machinery!

Duck Tape the kids to the carseat!

Update your life insurance policies and guard yourself against your
inevitable
coronary embolism because

OH! MY! GOD! IT'S! THE! POWER! TOOL! DRAG! RACES!!!

Once again, details, ticket prices, rules, regs and other important
stuff can
all be found on www.powertooldragraces.com, assuming we've
updated it in time.

Venue:

Ace International Speedway
2255 McKinnon
San Francisco
415 307 3482
http://www.aceautosf.com/aceautoscrap.html

Additional Info:

415 307 3482
http://www.powertooldragraces.com